Thinking the addition of a couple handfuls of chocolate morsels might be AMAZING!

It’s not mock pork… it’s mock Italian; as it uses Italian dressing.

Don’t worry, Ray definitely won’t steal these from you. Oatmeal is the equivalent of beets and liver to him. He has plenty of other snacks to keep him busy though.

This one is for you choco-fiends who say “There is no such thing as too much chocolate!”.

If you feel brave, toss in some of those super hot peppers. You know, the little ones that you have wear kevlar or welding gloves to work with.

Great recipe to build upon. Like a foundation, but tastes much better than concrete.

Easy recipe to manipulate. Just change the cake mix. Come on, don’t EVEN try to tell me you don’t like to manipulate. By trying to convince me, you are, by definition, attempting to manipulate me!

Feel free to eat all of it. I’ll take none please!